9th to 10th March, 2017
Ok, here we are again, with the remains of our day in Mumbai.
On we went, this time to the Mahalakshmi dhobi ghats, the famous and iconic open-air laundry of Mumbai, a miracle of organisation. Laundry is collected from all over Mumbai, tagged, soaped, soaked in caustic soda and pounded and thrashed at the flogging stones by the dhobis. The next day, after being hung out to dry, they are ironed with charcoal irons, folded in newspaper and tied up with cotton thread and returned whence they came, allegedly with few errors. Fabulous colours!
I should just mention another organisational miracle of Mumbai, which admittedly we didn’t witnes, that of the dabbawalas, officially the Nutan Mumbai Tiffin Box Suppliers Charity Trust. First established in 1890, every day they deliver home-cooked food from about 175,000 suburban kitchens to offices in the downtown area. Each lunch is prepared by a devoted wife or mother while husband or son is being crushed on the train. The lunch is packed in the tiffin box or dabba. A collecting dabbawala, usually on bicycle, collects dabbas either from a worker’s home or from the dabba makers. As many of the carriers are of limited literacy (the average literacy of dabbawalas is that of 8th grade), the dabbas (boxes) have some sort of distinguishing mark on them, such as a colour or group of symbols. The dabbawala then takes them to a sorting place, where he and other collecting dabbawalas sort the lunch boxes into groups. The grouped boxes are put in the coaches of trains, with markings to identify the destination of the box (usually there is a designated car for the boxes). The markings include the railway station to unload the boxes and the destination building delivery address. I will admit to cheating here as I have had to filch the photos from the internet, but it should give you an idea of what the operation looks like.At each station, boxes are handed over to a local dabbawala, who delivers them. The empty boxes are collected after lunch or the next day and sent back to the respective houses. The dabbawalas also allow for delivery requests by SMS. Forbes magazine was rather erroneously attributed as giving the operation a 6-Sigma performance rating which they reserve for companies who attain a 99.9 percentage level of correctness which means only 1 box in 6 million goes astray. However this was an extrapolation of a comment from the dabbawalas’ boss that only one lunch in two months of deliveries goes astray, so you may want to take the statistics with a pinch of salt. Impressive nonetheless.

We also stoped by what is called the $2bn house, though ‘house’ is certainly a misnomer for what is a 27 storey skyscraper and some say it is worth ‘only’ $1 billion. It was erected and is owned by Mukesh Ambani, the owner of Reliance industries and reputably the richest person in India. It employs 600 people and has about 600 rooms and is where he and his family live in the 27 floors (very high ceilings mean that it would normally be 60 floors). It was much opposed on a number of grounds, but oddly he seemed to have managed to persuade the authorities to allow it. It probably helps to be the nation’s richest man. It also has three helipads…. Not, in my opinion, an attractive building and many see it as grotesque spending in a country where there are still so many living in slums. He can’t be too pleased that another taller building is being erected behind his that will overlook it! It is the buildings on the right in the photos below.
Our last stop was a house, Mani Bhavan, which houses the Mahatma Gandhi Museum as it was his base from 1917 t 1934. Fascinating photos and other mementos, including a letter to Hitler suggesting world peace. His simple sitting room/bedroom is also preserved and there are about 25 cases holding a sort of puppet version of famous moments in his life in a sort of tableau. Lots of pictures with many of his writings hang on the wall giving you a taste to discover more about him and his philosophy. We drove down the famous Marine Drive, past Chowpatty Beach (you do NOT swim in the sea in Mumbai!) and past the gymkhanas, another venue for endless cricket matches. We stopped for a quick photo of the ‘floating’ mausoleum of the Muslim saint and Afghan mystic, Haji Ali Bukhari, which is connected to the mainland by a narrow causeway that is submerged at high tide. A few few more snaps of once-wonderful buildings from the car, including what I think is the General Post Office, which actually looked in good repair. We ventured out for a meal in the evening, though only across the road from the hotel and an ‘Italian’ restaurant at that (we have a policy of not eating anything too exotic before a flight, just in case!). A decent enough pizza, though weirdly our drinks, which were not too complicated, arrived about 10 minutes after we had actually finished eating. There was quite a lot of bustle on the surrounding streets due, we discovered the next day, to local state elections, but we retired to our air-conditioned comfort and sleep.Impressions of Mumbai? I thought the city would have more traffic, but everything seemed to keep moving albeit in the usual Indian laisser-faire manner of finding the tiniest gap and honking at every opportunity. The buildings range from stately Raj fare, through high rise to shanty towns/slums, but almost all of it in some state of disrepair. External paint sales people would never make their fortune in Mumbai. The sad thing is that many fine buildings are just slowly falling to pieces and will probably be demolished and replaced by something in concrete. I would love to come back and explore it thoroughly as there is much more to see. It is certainly NOT dull!
Our adventures continue in Goa!
More soon.